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नाच्दै गर्दा नायीकाको लुगा फुस्कियो..(तस्विर सहित) |

Written By Unknown on Friday, 29 November 2013 | 02:38

You probably would not see the raucously entertaining number on an American stage. That is too bad, because the act is highly entertaining. Four men show up at the beginning of their act in black robes. Once the music starts they exit off stage only to come back nothing but two round disks of crisp bread on.

The handsome young men continue their dance barely covering their nakedness as they go through a parody of several songs. At the end they break the crisp bread and cover their nakedness with hands as the exit off the stage. The audience screams for more while the judges shake their heads and laugh in surprise.

Though this video originally aired in October of 2011 it is making the rounds on social media once again. Showing us some fun is just timeless.


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Jokes: Tom’s wife was hosting a dinner party for some of her close friends, at their summer home.

Written By Unknown on Wednesday, 27 November 2013 | 23:14

About Drunk Jokes:
Tom’s wife was hosting a dinner party for some of her close friends, at their summer home. Moment’s before the guests were scheduled to arrive, she asked Tom if he would be ever so gracious to walk a block down to the beach to pick up some fresh snails for the party. On his way to the beach he passed the local bar, and figured he’d stop in for a quick drink before heading down to the beach to search for the snails.

One drink lead to the next, and before he knew it, it was 5:00 in the morning and he hadn’t gotten his wife those snails.

Quickly he hurried down to the beach, picked up a few snails, rushed home, and stumbled up the front steps, dropping the snails.

At that moment, his wife angrily opened the door asking him where he had been and how he had ruined her party.

Tom, looked towards the snails and said “C’mon you slow pokes! Just a few more steps and we’re there!”

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यो हप्तामा सब भन्दा बडी हेरिएको कमेडी भिडिओ ! हेर्नुहोस मजा लिनुहोस् !!!

Written By Unknown on Saturday, 9 November 2013 | 03:42

Ek palta auta american chaina bata nepal hudai america farkadai rahe6, tetikaima uslai window bata hand nikalnu man lage6 ra usle hand bahira nikale6,,,tetikaima uslai chisoo feel vaye6,,ani usle soche6 nepal ko himal(mount everest) aye6 vanera,,ek6in ma feri hand nikale6 halka tato feel vaye6,,ani soche6 tarai aye6 vanera,,,,kehi chin pachi feri hand bahira nikale6 ani hand vitra lada ta usle lagako ring nai gayab,,,ani rishaudai vane6 sala dhoti ko thau bihar (INDIA) po aaye6,,,!! lolz

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हास्न को लागि तयार भएर यो भिडिओ हेर्नु होस् !

Written By Unknown on Friday, 8 November 2013 | 01:27

यो तलको भिडिओ हेर्न माथि को बक्स मा click गर्नु होला !!



A woman's husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name.
 After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left.

The friend says, "How can that be?  You told me he had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?"

The widow says, "Well, the funeral cost me $6,500. And of course, I had to make the obligatory donation for the church and the organist and all. That was $500 and I spent another $500 for the wake, food and drinks, you know. The rest went for the memorial stone."

The friend says, "$12,500 for the memorial stone? My God, how big was it?"

The widow says, "Three carats."


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हास्ता हास्ता पेट नै बाउडीने जोक्सहरु, एक पल्ट अबस्य पड्नु होला !

Written By Unknown on Wednesday, 23 October 2013 | 02:11

Lstest Funny Jokes:
worrying doesn’t solve tomorrow’s trouble,
instead it takes away today’s Peace so don’t worry for anything and keep your life moving with smile”.
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A man was walking in rain
A sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine (And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi
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Jitni Shiddat Se Usne Mujhe Zakham Diye Hain Faraz…
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Utni Raftaar Se To Shoib Akhtar Bowling Nahi Karata. face-smile.png
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Holding on to anger is like
grasping a hot coal with
the intent of throwing it at someone else;
you are the one who gets burned.
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Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds
and success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…
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Mujhko Ruswa Sar-E-Mehfil To Na Karwaya Kare,
Kash Aansu Meri Aankhon Mein Hi Reh Jaya Kare,

Aye Hawa! Maine To Bas Unka Pata Puchha Tha,
Ab Kahani To Har Baat Ki Na Ban Jaya Kare,

Bas Bahut Dekh Liye Khwab Suhane Din Ke,
Ab Wo Baaton Ki Rifaqat Se Na Behlaya Kare,

Ek Musibat To Nahi Tooti So Ab Is Dilse,
Jis Kayamat Ne Guzarna Ho Guzar Jaya Kare,

Jiske Khwabon Ko Main Aankhon Mein Saja Kar Rakhun,
Iski Khushbu Kabhi Mujhko Bhi To Mehkaya Kare…
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