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Brandy Alxander might not be the same wild child club kid she used to be since settling down with her sugar daddy, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t know how -- and where -- to get down.
When you’re in Vegas, say goodbye to inhibitions and hello to beautiful people you’ll probably never see again. Hooking up isn’t difficult, but even a master pickup artist or someone who’s always DTF knows it ain’t easy being easy. There are logistics ranging from preparation and coordination to location that you have to figure out before fornication.
Now, we can’t figure it all out for you, but we do have a list of places to remember when you’re about to have drunken sex in the throes of passion.
When you’re in Vegas, say goodbye to inhibitions and hello to beautiful people you’ll probably never see again. Hooking up isn’t difficult, but even a master pickup artist or someone who’s always DTF knows it ain’t easy being easy. There are logistics ranging from preparation and coordination to location that you have to figure out before fornication.
Now, we can’t figure it all out for you, but we do have a list of places to remember when you’re about to have drunken sex in the throes of passion.
1. The Limo
If you’re doing Vegas right, you got drunk on the plane ride over and ordered a limo to take you from McCarran to your hotel. There’s no sense in having uncomfortable, awkward sex in the Mile High Club when you could do it with plenty of leg room in your limo. Start your Vegas vacation off with a bang. (But, be sure to tip your driver!)
2. Parking Garage
There are lots of reasons to avoid going back to your hotel room to get it on. Maybe you’re sharing a room with friends. Or, you've already been sexiled. Maybe you don’t want to spend a whole night with him/her. Maybe you’re staying at Circus Circus. If you're in a car, we hope your windows are tinted! Or, if you're not, that the stairwell is deserted!
3. Mall Photo Booth
Shopping, for this VegasChatter'er, is more than retail therapy. It’s an aphrodisiac. It can be for dudes, too, especially after a trip to Victoria’s Secret. But, don’t risk getting 86’ed from any stores. Instead, find one of the mall’s photo booths, close the drapes, and let the reverse cowgirl action begin. And, if you’re feeling exceptionally saucy, commemorate your mall romp with a few raunchy photo strips!
4. Casino’s Uni-Sex Restroom
Who hasn’t gotten lucky in the uni-sex restrooms? They really ought to be called quickie rooms.
5. The Spa
Of all the salacious venues listed, a spa has to be the most romantic -- relaxing ambience, soft lighting, minimal clothing, you get the picture. Though, it’s not much help to hetero couples. Spa-side shagging is easier for couples of the same sex since most facilities are separated by gender.
Rumor has it that one of Sin City’s more well-known spas had to remove the frosting effect from glass partitions in their men’s area because it was becoming a hanky panky hotspot. The spa even had to schedule extra spa attendants to deter guests from doing the dirty!
Did we miss a spot? Tell us some of the craziest places you’ve done the deed in Vegas in the comments below!
If you’re doing Vegas right, you got drunk on the plane ride over and ordered a limo to take you from McCarran to your hotel. There’s no sense in having uncomfortable, awkward sex in the Mile High Club when you could do it with plenty of leg room in your limo. Start your Vegas vacation off with a bang. (But, be sure to tip your driver!)
2. Parking Garage
There are lots of reasons to avoid going back to your hotel room to get it on. Maybe you’re sharing a room with friends. Or, you've already been sexiled. Maybe you don’t want to spend a whole night with him/her. Maybe you’re staying at Circus Circus. If you're in a car, we hope your windows are tinted! Or, if you're not, that the stairwell is deserted!
3. Mall Photo Booth
Shopping, for this VegasChatter'er, is more than retail therapy. It’s an aphrodisiac. It can be for dudes, too, especially after a trip to Victoria’s Secret. But, don’t risk getting 86’ed from any stores. Instead, find one of the mall’s photo booths, close the drapes, and let the reverse cowgirl action begin. And, if you’re feeling exceptionally saucy, commemorate your mall romp with a few raunchy photo strips!
4. Casino’s Uni-Sex Restroom
Who hasn’t gotten lucky in the uni-sex restrooms? They really ought to be called quickie rooms.
5. The Spa
Of all the salacious venues listed, a spa has to be the most romantic -- relaxing ambience, soft lighting, minimal clothing, you get the picture. Though, it’s not much help to hetero couples. Spa-side shagging is easier for couples of the same sex since most facilities are separated by gender.
Rumor has it that one of Sin City’s more well-known spas had to remove the frosting effect from glass partitions in their men’s area because it was becoming a hanky panky hotspot. The spa even had to schedule extra spa attendants to deter guests from doing the dirty!
Did we miss a spot? Tell us some of the craziest places you’ve done the deed in Vegas in the comments below!
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